You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
she woke up with a sticky ear
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
