Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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