Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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