I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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