Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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