Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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