STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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