i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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