if i can run in heels then i can drive
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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