I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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