So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
sex on a bike is impossible
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