Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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