Jerry, you need to find god
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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