You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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