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I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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