Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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