whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The best revenge is premature balding
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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