He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
