We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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