Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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