a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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