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(410): View more from Maryland

college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's not kidnapping if it's romantic

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(845): View more from New York

Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..

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(+61): View more from Australia

Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo

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(517): View more from Michigan

i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.

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(713): View more from Texas

He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls

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