i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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