Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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