Christians are straight up FREAKS
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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