Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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