it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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