He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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