He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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