awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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