That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she smelled like a LAN party
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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