when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he shaved USA in his pubs
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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