I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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