Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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