do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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