Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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