her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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