Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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