I'm really into asian looking animals
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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