it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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