I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I am mentally ready for anal.
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