My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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