is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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