Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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