Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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