Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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