He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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