doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i've created a new STD.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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