AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
