Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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