I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
