Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i dont even know how to be here
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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