I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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