bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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