need another drink. this is the easiest way
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
is that a dick in a sweater?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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